The Funny Things RYAN Says

After I picked Ryan up from preschool today we began our normal conversation..."How was your day?", "What did you do?", "What did you eat for lunch?". However today it went a little something like this...
Me: "Ryan, how was your day at school today?"
Ryan: "It was good. Mom when dad dropped me off at school today, I went into the cafeteria."
Me: "Oh, were you not supposed to go there?"
Ryan: "No it was okay actually it was GREAT. I walked in and stood next to the twin girls in my class. I kinda stood close to them and now they are in LOVE with me!"
Me: "What makes you think they are in love with you?"
Ryan: "They called me BooBoo all day today. They are so silly, they know my name is Ryan but because they are in LOVE they called me BooBoo."

Then at dinner tonight he informed me that he didn't want to tell dad what happened at school "because he thinks he might be in love with the twins just like they are in love with him. Daddy would just laugh at me for that."

Now yesterday's after school conversation was a interesting as well...
Me: "What did you do in school today, Ryan?"
Ryan: "Nothing."
Me: "What do you mean nothing?"
Ryan: "We did nothing."
Me: "So you didn't eat lunch, play, clean up, sing, write???"
Ryan: "Nope, we didn't do one single thing?"
Me: "Did you just sit in class all day?"
Ryan: "Yeah something like that."

Later he admitted to Jason that "they did do things in class but they weren't very interesting things so it felt like he did nothing but he still had fun and likes school."